It's been over three years since I did this last. As of this moment, I'm holding confession. I've set this entry to screen all comments, and I will not click the little "OK" button that makes them public. No one will ever be able to read what you write here. Be anonymous if you want the extra layer of secrecy, but where's the fun in that? No one will ever know but you, and me.

I want big secrets. I want little sins. I want petty crimes and peccadilloes. I want family secrets. I want the things you'd never admit to your mother. I want the things you'd only admit to your mother. I want the things you wanted to tell me before, but were afraid I'd blab about under other circumstances.

I want you to send your LJ Friends here. Facebook acquaintances. Blog readers. Co-workers. I want strangers, if you can get them. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

I can't promise forgiveness, but I can give you silence. So come on - 'fess up.


EDIT: A friend in the program, upon hearing this idea said, "Oh, I should do this on MySpace and see if any of my friends from home respond and tell me secrets." THIS IS NOT THE CORRECT PROCEDURE. Correct procedure requires a link to this entry, so people can tell me their secrets. People trust strangers with their innermost thoughts. And I am stranger.